From Rehu

Confusing Signs

Spotted in a Toronto office:

Toilet out of order. Please use floor below

In a Laundromat:

Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light
goes out

In Eaton's department store:

Bargain basement upstairs

In an office:

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or
further steps will be taken

In an office:

After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the
draining board

Outside a secondhand shop:

We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your
wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

Notice in health food shop window:

Closed due to illness

Spotted in a safari park:

Elephants please stay in your car

Seen during a conference:

For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the
first floor

Notice in a field:

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges

On a repair shop door:

We can repair anything. Please knock hard on the door (the bell doesn't
work)