Dick Staub:

“So far today God, I’ve done all right;
I haven’t gossiped, haven’t lost my temper,
Haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty
Selfish, or over-indulgent.
I’m very thankful for that.

But in a few minutes God,
I’m going to get out of this bed,
And from then on,
I’m probably going to need
A lot more help. Amen”"