> PS from Trevor Jones:
> 25 Things you should have Learned by Middle Age
>
> 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
> 2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
> 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a
> garage makes you a car.
> 4. It ain't the jeans that make your backside look fat.
> 5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
> 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
> 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
> 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
> 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
> 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
> 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
> 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
> 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
> 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
> 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
> 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
> 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
> change places.
> 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
> 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before
> you need it.
> 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
> 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
> when you make it again.
> 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
> 23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
> 24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
> 25. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
> before.