From Scott Adams Dilbert newsletter #46.

Quotes From Induhviduals
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These true quotes were submitted by vigilant DNRC members.

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"Hearing something like that really raises the shackles on my
neck."

"The design team will do everything necessary to exacerbate the
situation."

"This guy is trying to pull the wool over the donkey's ass, and
that is not where the wool goes."

"We've got to dig our way out of this puppy."

"Well, color me a moron!"

"Works like a baby."

"I found that the faster we worked, the more our
productivity increased."

"I think we're on the same page here, just different parts of the
page."

"Don't buy antique furniture - it never lasts."

"That guy's the sharpest grape on the bunch!"

"He talks like a man with a paper ass."

"They should be beaten at the stake."

I said to her, "You're crazy." She replied, "Yeah, crazy like a
rock!"

"I'm so angry I could eat a horse."

"You've made your bed, now you have to eat it too!"

She said she would "go over it tooth and nail" looking for
mistakes.