Tuesday, June 27, 2006

"When there aren't enough hats to go around, the problem isn't solved by lopping off some heads." G. K. Chesterton quoted in Freakonomics, page 141

"Emotion is the enemy of rational argument. And as emotioins go, one of them--fear--is more potent that the rest." Freakonomics, p148

"A young couple named Natalie Jeremijenko and Dalton Conley recently renamed their four-year-old son Yo Xing Heyno Augustus Eisner Alexander Weiser Knuckles Jeremijenko-Conley." Freakonomics

Saturday, June 24, 2006

From Ralph Meoni:

Subject: Company Policy


Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the
cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of
stairs under it.

Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to
climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the
stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with
the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with
cold water.

Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the
stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from
the cage and replace it with a new one.

The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the
st
airs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys
attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows
that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and
replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the
stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes
part in the punishment with enthusiasm!

Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one,
then a fourth, and then the fifth. Every time the newest
monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea
why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why
they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the
remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water.
Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs
to try for the banana.

Why not?

Because as far as they know that's the way it's always
been done around here.

And that, my friends, is how company policy begins.